The 7 Worst Things About Being a Male

I am going to think about this one.....

Well, that's pretty much true. Painful, but true. And pretty much fun, too.

Ok, the 7 worse things you listed are also the seven worse things a male can be. Being 100%, WASP, all-American male the seven best things I would list, for me personally are:

1. Respect all women, especially my mother.

2. Open doors for a lady, let a lady enter an elevator first, pull out a ladys' chair when she sits down.

3. Light a ladys' cigarette for her.

4. Know that, no means NO.

5. Have as friends, those who think, act, and do as you do, don't do anything 'just because they did'.

6. Have a job, keep a job, be the best you can be at that job.

7. when you have a wife, lover, one night stand, remember her satisfaction is primary to yours.

While the seed was the WORSE seven things about being a male, I wanted to address seven things I consider to be among seven things I like BEST about being a male. Sorry about being off the wall and the topic. Just my two bits worth ....if you will.

I don't know about this list, but it is certainly food for thought! Take care!

I'd like to add to number seven

If our wife dies before us we do not collect alimony of there's but if we die they collect ours.

Cheer up Gentlemen, Men are happier people because...

Their last name stays put.

The garage is all theirs.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack to them.

They can be President.

They can never be pregnant.

They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

They can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell them the truth.

The world is their urinal.

They never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress -- $5,000. Tux rental -- $100.

People never stare at their chest when they're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet.

One mood at a time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

They can open all their own jars.

They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still be their friend.

Underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

They almost never have 'strap' problems in public.

They're unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.

Everything on their face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

They only have to shave their face and neck.

They can play with toys all their life.

One wallet.

One color for all seasons.

They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.

They can 'do' their nails with a pocket knife.

They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 25 minutes.

WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and

comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;

to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...SORRY.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff.

Never mind.......

That is the most true article I have ever read in my life...

8. Having to deal with all the freaking socially accepted misandrists of both sexes constantly stereotyping you into some sort of violent mentally deficient sex maniac.